Useless Talent Olympics…

Welcome to the Useless Talent Olympics where the sillier your skills, the greater your glory! Forget strength, speed, or smarts; this is about mastering the truly unnecessary.

Compete in legendary events like:

• Napkin Folding Race: 30 seconds to create the weirdest napkin masterpiece.
• Cookie Face Crawl: wiggle a cookie from forehead to mouth without hands.
• Hat Stack Challenge: pile hats on your head until gravity wins.
• M&M Catch: toss and catch as many as you can… in your mouth!
• Slowest Walk Contest: win by being the slowest human alive.
• Speed Book Balancing: balance books on your head while reciting backwards.

Judges will award points for creativity, execution, and crowd laughter. The ultimate prize? The one and only Certificate of Absolutely Pointless Excellence - proof of your status as a true Useless Legend.

Bring your weirdest talents, your loudest cheering voice, and prepare for a night of absolutely pointless excellence.